Johnny's Hair!!!

Everyone look at my friend Johnny! Look at his hot hair! http://usfca.facebook.com/profile.php?id=7100548 That is beautiful!

That is all.

Music Videos

So I downloaded my 100th music video today. I have 100. Thats awesome. I haven't posted in a while, so I felt the need to tell people about my music videos. In the words of Ian:





Bye.

Some things are too hot to bear

These things include:

The ever-beautiful Angelina Jolie	Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives		Estella Warren, model and budding actress
Holy God, Tiffany Taylor, college student	Mariah Carey's cover art		Devon, pornstar
Jared Leto may be a guy... but he's hot.	His female counterpart in Requiem		The curvy Monica Bellucci, Matrix Reloaded

Fuckin Shit! The Skeleton Key

This movie was bloody incredible. Good God. One of the best movies I've ever seen; in the caliber of the 6th Sense and... close to Donnie Darko and Fight Club. It's the same type of mystery "Well this movie is pretty good, i guess its interesting and all" then you get to the end and "Holy shit that was amazing! I get it ALL now!"

It is part suspense, but really the best part is the mystery. This movie has such a killer plot. Goddam. Here are some foreshadowing parts that give away the ending if you look closely enough:

*spoiler*
The old lady keeps the old owner's photos.
The old lady rathered someone from the area.
The old lady keeps the mirrors, but is terrified of them.
The lawyer plays too big a role.
Why would the young guy be helping the old lady get a few years from the old guy?
I'm sure there are probably 20 more. I'll post more as I go.
*/spoiler*

One thing, if you see it: remember that anything fishy is not a plot flaw. It's important. That's all.



Edit: I figured out the last 10%! Good god! This movie is brilliant. K, so spoilers:
*spoiler*
So I thought at the end of the movie that the two children leapfrogged through different people. First they sacrificed the two old people (in the movie) when they were younger. Then the guy sacrificed the lawyer (making the old man stroked out). Then the girl sacrificed the caretaker in the movie (making the old woman stroked out).
But I was wrong! In the shower I realized that was all 90% true. It was really Father Justify and the woman. They first sacrificed the children on the night of the party. When the partygoers found them, the Father and Mama were actually the children; that's why they were spasming (stroked out) and the children were not phased because they were Father and Mama. The spasming is evidence, along with Mama's line at the end of the movie: "I told you I wanted a black girl." The children wouldn't have been as rooted in the Wudu (sp) as the servants were. I bet there is a clue in the parents as well, their deaths maybe. I dunno. Boo yah!
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Girls and their Various Environments

I have compiled a list of the environments at which girls are their hottest and/or cutest.

10. Being young moms (Edit: not teenage; mid 20's)
9. Driving a cute car
8. Workin' Out at the rec
7. 311 Concerts (or so I've been told)
6. General Existing at the beach
5. Playing Volleyball
4. Pajamas (or other nightwear)
3. Tanning at the beach
2. Snowboarding (often donning very rosy cheeks)
1. Surfing at the beach

The world and how it changes

So... I was talking to my dad today about how he hates tattoos and doesn't understand why anyone would ever get a tattoo of any sort anywhere on their bodies and it was my duty as a wild teenager to explain it to him.

Aside from that, I find it interesting how the world is, in my humble opinion, becoming more and more tolerant of everything, but especially three things: body alteration/decoration, race/gender, and sex. My dad thinks people who get tattoos are crazy. But what about my mom, who has ear piercings? Who were the first women to pierce their ears? Their moms were pissed off, I guarantee. They asked themselves "What is the world coming to? when our daughters enjoy mutilating their ears and hanging gems from the gauged holes." People who had tattoos would not be hired at elementary schools as recently as 20 years ago. Yet now many of my coworkers have visible tattoos at the elementary school. Surely I will not worry about my children getting tattoos and breast implants at age 16 but instead I will put my foot down at tongue-splitting. They will of course allow tongue-splitting but ban full-body tattoos.

My parents gawk at teen girls with shorts I consider to be normal length. Their parents gawked at dresses higher than the knee. Their parents gawked at dresses higher than the calf. I will of course, allow my daughters short shorts and thongs at age 12, but they will want to wear bikinis to school. Im not even joking.

Race/gender is simple. Black people are free from slavery, women are free to vote, Indians are allowed casinos, gays are allowed marriage in 3-4 countries. Its progressive. Sooner or later we will have a president who is ethnic, gay, female, or something else minoritied. I also think that soon after gay marriage is legalized, bigamy and polygamy will follow suit. Perhaps not in the Church, but in the Government. Trust me.

Sex is ridiculous as well. Supposedly their is a law in NJ forbidding holding hands of an unmarried couple in public. Now two thirds of the people I consider friends have experienced "friends with benefits." This isn't just happening yet forbidden, its becoming more accepted. I remember reading in Grapes of Wrath about old women bitching out the kids because when they danced, they held hands. They "knew" that those kids were going to hell for those sins. Nowadays fucking priests are being forgiven for raping little boys. People dance with their hips instead of their hands. Its all a bunch of crap and soon people will dance with less and less clothes and sexual activity will not be just commonplace in clubs and dance halls, but accepted, expected, and encouraged.

I think the world is turning out to be a beautiful place.

Reviews: March of the Penguins and Neuromancer

I'd heard great reviews of this movie but was still skeptical about how great a penguin documentary could really be. I enjoyed Winged Migration and all, but it wasn't spectacular. This movie wasn't either. But it was pretty amazing. It claims to be a film about love, but its more a movie that tells everything there is to know about penguins. Seriously. Their surroundings are so plain and bleak that they are the simplest creatures alive.
The Antarctic consists of ice, fish, birds, penguins, water, and wind. That's it. Think of like, a monkey or something. They have 1000's of plants around, 1000's of insects, rain, wind, heat, cold, predators, prey, mammals, reptiles, etc. Antarctica doesn't even have weather, it appears. Just wind and no wind. So in 90 minutes, the movie really explained all of what penguins do. Because there is nothing else to do. All the things they do do (eat, get eaten, mate), they do very little of. Not many predators, not much prey, and when they do eat, its once every few months. So they rarely ever poop even. And when they mate? HOw many babies? One. Just one. No more. Ridiculous. The movie was about the marching though, which was awesome. And there was great shots of baby penguins, and penguins falling over. So it was really good. Go see it. You have nothing better to do.

Also, Neuromancer, a novel by William Gibson, was amazing. His writing is somewhat painful to get through, but its still really incredible. Its one of the first cyberpunk literature (The Matrix, Johnny Mnemonic, Ghost in the Shell). Incredible read about the technology enhanced future. Awesome read.