the Wednesday, November 30

Top n Reasons the Highland Market is a Neat Place

Everyone loves lists. Lists lists lists. So let's do one. Top n Reasons the Highland Market is a Neat Place.

How should I number this...? Binary.

00001:. The nonfat yogourt on tap.
00010:. Ben & Jerry's Pints (more flavors than like... Safeway, I swear).
00011:. The Deli has Smoked Gouda.
00100:. So many frickin' beverages at the Coffee Shop: coffee drinks, espresso drinks, italian sodas, chai, hot chocolate, blended drinks.
00101:. So many frickin' beverages in-store: water, flavored water, energy water, sparkling water, gatorate, tea, juice, fresh-squeezed juice, energy drinks, protein shakes, soda, Crystal Light, etc.
00110: The Fresh-Squeezed Orange Juice is the best I've ever had.
00111: We have a coffee shop.
01000: Eegee's.
01001: Patries.
01010: Frozen foods and two in-store microwaves.
01011: Free music. Anyone can listen!
01100: Breakfast burritos.
01101: Grilled sandwiches like the best philly cheese steak.
01110: Friendly (eh) collegiete (sp?) staff that has better teeth than (K).
01111: It reminds me of QT really.
10000: They take CatCard.
10001: They take Debit.
10010: They take cash... like even pennies.
10011: It's really close to where you live... if you live right there that is.
10100: I'm 20 years old (the same as this number in binary).
10101: This number is a palindrome (in binary).
10110: The cleanest bathrooms I've ever seen.
10111: Cereal comes at really cheap prices.
11000: I own that place.
11001: Cool drinks like the Red Bull Creation and the Monster Bite (ask for one).

And 25 is a nice round number... round like a woman's breast... So we'll stop there. Add comments with ur favorite things about highland. Or women's breasts.

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