the Tuesday, June 27

Ganondorf Homerun Contest



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the Sunday, June 25

First YouTube Video Post

These kids are terrible. And kickass.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You jackass, can't you see that those kids are clearly doing a satire on the classic "nerd high school clique?" I mean, no one really says things like "how many parties have you been to that haven't been hosted by the school or parents?" It's just ridiculous.

12:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, mr. anonymous, if that is your real name, don't call my buddy Sam a jackass. He is awesome. He was those kids at one point, although I know he has been to parties that were hosted by entities other than the school or parents. But he knows, and you are just denigrating him by denying the existence of people like him.

12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Listen buddy, those kids are CLEARLY doing a parody here. The fingers on the keyboard do not match up with the action onscreen, showing that what was happening onscreen was just a prerecorded playthrough of that song so the young men in question could manufacture authenticity as they went through their glorious caricature.

12:46 AM  
Blogger Sam said...

Hey anonymous fucktard. those kids DID do that cuz people that nerdy DO exist. It IS ridiculous, but its true. Go to a 400 level math class with Conrad shitface, the Honors President at UA. THEY EXIST. Also, the fingers and video DO match up, and i know someone who can do it that fast, so it's completely viable as well. Get a life, shmuck.

7:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, Conrad's girlfriend is hot.

3:17 PM  

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the Saturday, June 10

Who gives kids anything?

1. Who gives kids pockets? What good is a three year old going to do with cargo pants? I can think of lots of bad things to bring home. There are no good things that can come out of kids pockets.

2. Who gave my elementary kids yarn? Who? Yarn! Whole balls of it!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, at least they don't have a Play Station Pornable or a Sex-a-Sketch.

12:26 AM  

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the Saturday, June 3

i dont get some people

people will never learn. no matter how many tragic and touching books are written about the holocaust, people in africa will still machete-genocide. women will never understand that pushing a baby through your vagina is not the same as passing a tennis ball through a penis.

i went to a cpr for idiots class today and there were all these idiots in there. people who's kids had drowned cuz they went inside for "30 seconds to get a coke." people who thought vomitting was the absolute funniest subject in the world. and people who said that giving birth is like passing a tennis ball through your penis. What The Fuck?!? Do you know what would happen if someone pushed a tennis ball through thier urethra, it would absolutely shred it apart and they would die minutes later of excessive bleeding. the urethra is not meant to stretch to fit a tennis ball. the vagina, however, is horome-induced to stretch, a lot, to give a baby. thats why some women have 13 babies. they can. GAH!

Ganondorf Homerun Contest
First YouTube Video Post
Who gives kids anything?
i dont get some people