The Friends Zone

So I think I have some sort of terrible luck or some element in my personality that causes me to start out in the friends zone. I don't even get that window in which you can date someone. It's like the first conversations I ever have with women is about their current boyfriend or boy trouble. That means you're in the friends zone. What a bitch. Maybe its my destiny to never leave the friends zone and to get to know it so well, to understand the circumstances, the signs, etc. that I write a book about it and make millions of dollars. *Sigh* fuck.