the Saturday, September 16

Worst 25 Web Sites

PC World rates these. I haven't heard of most of these, but here are a few highlights:

20. Hotmail.com

16. Microsoft Windows Update
15. Neuticles.com

13. Whitehouse.com
12. The Dancing Baby

9. Hamsterdance.com
8. BonziBuddy

1. MySpace.com

Oh my god, I'm so glad this made it. A number of people have agreed with me that this is one of the ugliest sites on the Internet, despite being one of the most visited. PC World says "Graphically, many MySpace pages look like a teenager's bedroom after a tornado--a swirl of clashing backgrounds, boxes stacked inside other boxes, massive photos, and sonic disturbance. Try loading a few of those pages at once and watch what happens to your CPU. Watch out for spyware, too, since it turns out that MySpace has become a popular distribution vector for drive-by downloads and other exploits. And in a place where "U are soooooooo hot!!!" passes for wit, MySpace isn't doing much to elevate the level of social discourse." Thank you!

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Top 10 Programming Languages

eWeek did some interviewing and found the 10 programming languages that will get you a job. Probably not the best twn programming languages (where is Brain Fuck?) but this is a good list:

1. PHP
2. C#
3. AJAX
4. Javascript
5. Perl
6. C
7. Ruby
8. Java
9. Python
10. VB.net

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the Thursday, September 14

Autobiography Chapter 13ish: Freshman at College

Draft One Two.

My freshman year of college was the best year of my life. I lived on campus at the Yavapai dorm located in the middle of campus. Funded by my parents and a hefty scholarship, money was no matter to me. I started the year in tranquil seclusion, spending most of my time playing computer games by myself. I had opted for a random roommate, earning myself Donovan, arguably the strangest man alive and later named "The Man of Mystery." Donovan, a black sophomore from South Phoenix, is th only person anyone knew who didn't bring a computer to college. His possessions amounted to little more than his TV, several tapes of Dragon Ball Z, a quarter staff, forest-green t-shirts, jeans, combat boots, and a forest-green jacket. I never once saw him do his laundry. He went home twice during the year. He rubbed his feet over a trash can nightly, gently scraping off the dead skin. He took at least five minutes to brush his teeth, and then five more to brush his lips. He never missed Passions that aired daily at 2pm. Unfortunatly I never had class at 2 and was consequently subjected to the soap opera every day. He ate chips everyday and ate them loudly. He ate chili every day and ate it loudly. Sometimes he cooked hot dogs with jalepenos and yes, ate them loudly. On any given day, the most I would speack to him is a "bless you." Needless to say, Donovan did not play a large role in my life. I often forget his existence altogether.

For the first few months, my social life consisted of short-lived relationships and friendships with Colleen, Mike, Ashley, and Prof. Velez. Each of these is a not a particularly amazing or unique story. I am glad to be friends with each of these people today. Altogether, August through October were somewhat uneventful and without a theme; but I enjoyed my time and relaxed. I remember sleeping on the couch of the study room every night for two months. I kept my comforter, pillow, alarm clock, and deodorant in the study room until they were confiscated by the Hall Director. After that I made friends.

Since the beginning, I had been attending Math Club meetings, which were, contrary to popular belief, very cool. I met quite a few people there, including Nikki, the president. We remained in contact for some time. I attended the Arizona Mathematics Undergraduate Conference (freaking awesome) and afterwords, attended Jeff's sister's birthday (a party of twenty-six year olds). That night, Nikki, Taylor, Jeff, another guy, and I became great friends. And then we never hung out together again.

My social entrance continued with acceptance into Amanda, Connor, Kel, and Sunil's circle. They had been a clan since August as I understood, and they graciously welcomed me after Sunil and I started working on math homework together. This introduced me to such wild things as hookah, cloves, alcohol, late-night food, Mexico, clubbing, etc. At the same time as my minimal "experiment phase" (perhaps I am perverting the meaning of experiment), I was playing ping pong two hours a day with Kel and volleyball several nights a week with the Yavapites and friends. I get terribly nostalgic when I think about the ping pong and volleyball. On any night we didn't play volleyball, many of us sat in the study room playing "Ultimate Badass" or arguing about philosophy with James and Chris. So many people made up those nights: Kel, Amanda, Sunil, Connor, Peter, Travis, Mike, Zippy, Metz, Drobie, Jessica, Liz, Josh, Lexie, Jean-Marie, Ashley, John, Katie, Sheyda, Dave, Chris, James, Sarah, Colleen, and many that I'm forgetting I'm sure. Again, much of what I did this year was made possible by my scholarship: I bought ping pong paddles, volleyballs; I went out to lunch, dinner, late night food, sushi, bobas, coffee, etc. without any worry. I performed generally well in school and stayed financially stable.

Edit: Addition:

The summer following my freshman year was also incredible. Nick and I worked at Villa Montessori as swim instructors and classroom assistants for small children, aged 3 to 6. Working with 100 people every day who think you are the greatest person ever. They run screaming to you when you arrive; they ask to play soccer with you; they constantly squirm into your lap; they tell you about what they had for dinner; they show you what they have for lunch; they show off their new dresses, bathing suits, shoes, goggles, fake tattoos, and lunch boxes. They sum up the entire plot of a new movie, or what happened to Sponge Bob last night. The job is easy. The pay is good enough. The coworkers are mostly female between 18 and 25. Honestly though, it was the kids. That was the best summer of my life.

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the Monday, September 11

Autobiography Chapter 8ish: 8th Grade

Preface: I wish to write an autobiography / memoir of sorts. At the ripe young age of 20, I will sort this by year in school (in general). This is the entry for the 8th grade, one of my favorites.

8th Grade. Ages 13,14.

The 8th grade was a fantastic year for me. I remember school being quite easy: I had previously studied the Math course (Ms. Schmidt); English was taught by Ms. Lenenweaver and Mrs. Dubin, two brilliant ladies whom I really admired; Yearbook was largely a joke: I remember doing little work even as co-cheif editor; I didn't have to take Literature Enrichment because Nick and Sam Feldman and I were creating the CD Yearbook; Ms. Jacobs was a source for entertainment in Science; and Mr. Kaplan taught a rigorous and interesting Government course.

Most of my memories of the 8th grade include staying after school every day to create the CD Yearbook with Nick Mulrean and Sam Feldman. Mr. Murphy left us in the room by ourselves and told us to lock up when we were finished. We worked most of the time. But some days we just had fun trying to get floppy disks to stick in the wall by hurling them, sticking scissors in the ceiling, putting floppies in the CD drives, etc. It was really a blast every single day. This year I took trigonometry at night from Phoenix College. The professor was a very nice old man who, when I missed the final, told my mother that I didn't have to make it up and I had earned an A in the class. In reality I had really been slacking off at the end of that course and was worried about failing the final.

I remember my female interests were largely unchanged from the years prior: Claire, Mandy, Jamie, and Heather. Heather most of all, of course. I don't think there is really anything to say about these girls. Really nothing. At the graduation dance (the first dance I had actually attended as I wasn't allowed to work the snack bar or film for the CD Yearbook), Savanah asked Nick, Sam Feldman, and I to dance (collectively). Nick and I quickly squeaked a "Oh, no thank you," while Sam (gay) confidently agreed and they went out to the floor. Strange night.

At graduation, Nick was asked to give a speech. He had to, of course, receive approval from Mr. Kaplan before giving it. As he walked up to the podium, Nick says to the crowd of parents, "I prepared a speech for tonight, but you know, I think I'm just going to wing it. ... I'm kidding; you can start breathing now Mr. Kaplan." That earned a sound applause and laughter from the crowd. I announced various awards for highest grades in certain classes (Art, Science, etc.). I remember not earning the Math Award because the basis was strictly class grades; Greg had a higher grade in math than I. I don't think I was upset. I believed that I had been cheated, but I accepted it.

Overall, this was a great year. One I will never forget.

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Worst 25 Web Sites
Top 10 Programming Languages
Autobiography Chapter 13ish: Freshman at College
Autobiography Chapter 8ish: 8th Grade